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marKey says Hi!
Who Are We?

Hey there! Welcome to Markey, the brainchild of bathroom brilliance. We’re not just another company; we’re your go-to squad of toilet crusaders on a mission to transform your bathroom experience. Founded in 2022, we blend top-tier quality with eco-friendly practices to give you a squeaky clean bum & a happy planet.

Our "Aha!" Moment

Once upon a time, in a world full of toilet paper wastage, we realized there had to be a better way. That's when we had our lightbulb moment: bidets! Our goal? To tackle the sometimes awkward, always necessary task of personal hygiene post-bathroom visit with flair and efficiency. At Markey, we cut the crap—literally. Our mission is simple: to give you the best bum-cleaning experience possible. Period.

The Clean Bum Promise

Here at Markey, we promise to deliver top-notch quality that leaves the competition in the dust (or should we say, in the flush?). Our products are designed to be both premium and affordable, because everyone deserves a clean bum without breaking the bank. We're all about making your bathroom time a breeze, with products that are easy to use and customer service that makes you feel like royalty.

Oh, and did we mention? Our bidets will leave your posterior so polished, you might just want to show it off (though we recommend keeping that to yourself).

Flushing for a Greener Tomorrow

Saving the planet, one flush at a time—that's our mantra. We're committed to creating a sustainable and eco-friendly bathroom experience. Say goodbye to toilet paper and hello to a greener future with Markey bidets. Our products help reduce waste and conserve water, making sure your bathroom habits are as kind to the environment as they are to your bum. Join us in flushing away wastefulness and embracing a cleaner, greener world.

Welcome to Markey—where every day is a fresh start for your bum and the planet.

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What is a bidet ?

A bidet (pronounced “bih-DAY”) is a plumbing fixture designed to clean your rear. A bidet attachment is a modern bidet that connects to your existing toilet. It goes to work washing your lower region after you P or Poop, eliminating the need for toilet paper.

Some bidets attach to your toilet, either affixed to the side of the bowl or with a detachable hose. Other bidets are standalone fixtures that resemble a low sink.

Which marKey bidet is the best for me?

Think about what matter the most to you considering your budget, self-care preferences, & bathroom habits.

Here’s a guide to help you find the best fit from marKey :

- marKey Essential : Budget-conscious but still want a reliable clean? The Essentials model covers all the basics, providing a dependable and eco-friendly solution that won’t break the bank.

- marKey Premium : Versatile usage with water pressure control. The Simple model delivers a refreshing cool water cleanse that’s both effective and easy to use. Ideal for those who value efficiency and simplicity.
- marKey Luxe : Indulge in an experience with premium features and unparalleled comfort. Perfect for those who enjoy a spa-like retreat every time they use the bathroom.
- marKey hot & cold : For those who appreciate adjustable options, the Comfort model lets you customize the water temperature for a soothing and warm cleanse, adding a touch of relaxation to your routine.

Think about what matters most to you in a bidet and choose the marKey model that best suits your style and needs. Enjoy the perfect clean, every time!

How do I install my marKey bidet ?

Disclaimer:
marKey. Bidets must be installed by a licensed plumber. This ensures installation complies with Australian standards and water supply connections are installed to avoid cross-contamination. We cannot provide plumbing advice for your specific situation.

Here are the basics are:

  • Shut off your water supply and flush your toilet.
  • Remove your toilet seat and do a deep clean.
  • Attach the bidet to your water supply and toilet using the connections supplied.
  • If you have a bidet attachment, reinstall your toilet seat.

What makes marKey bidet different from other bidet ?

Quick DIY installation :
No plumbing, no electricity required.

Eco-concious :
Toilet paper manufacturing requires trees, as well as chemicals and lots of water and energy. Using a bidet eliminates the expenditure of those resources for TP.

Ultra thin design :
At 0.19 inches thick, this bidet is 60% thinner than traditional bidets, ensuring compatibility with most standard toilets for a sleek integration.

Multifunctional Comfort :
Features two modes—Rear wash with strong water pressure and a female wash with gentle pressure for versatile usage.

Strong Built :
Crafted from eco-friendly ABS material, equipped with durable brass T-shaped adapters and braided steel cold water hoses, optimizing durability and cost-effectiveness.

Where does the bidet get water from ?

Bidets use the same clean water you brush your teeth with to wash your butt. Attachments and electric seats connect to your existing toilet/plumbing, while stand-alone bidets are installed beside your toilet. With the turn of a knob or press of a button, a fresh stream of water sprays your b-hole at the perfect angle. Instead of smearing or shedding TP, bidets wash away bacteria after you poop.

Are Bidets sanitary ?

Bidets can arguably be considered more sanitary than traditional bottom-cleaning methods.

Quite simply, a bidet can provide a better hygiene experience compared to toilet paper. It starts with the basic fact that water can top a few squares of dry TP in removing trace amounts of fecal matter after you poop.

Wiping with toilet paper also poses a potential risk of getting fecal matter on your hands or nails: Proper Handwashing hygiene is necessary to avoid the spread of germs — and that’s especially true after wiping,” says Dr. Lee.

(On a side note, scrub your hands with soap and water for 30 seconds even if you use a bidet. It’s just proper bathroom hygiene. )

What else can I use bidets for ?

Bidets are perfect for achieving overall cleanliness both pre-and post-intercourse. Efficiency and convenience is everything in our world and having a simple tool that can provide a thorough washing is vital. While douching techniques can be incorporated with the bidet, it's mostly used for external cleansing - perfect for preparing for appropriate oral play in the anal region. Post-intercourse, the bidet is the perfect tool for deep cleansing and hygiene, and flushing a potential deposit if need be

Why is TP/Wet wipes harmful ?

1. They often get clogged in the plumbing systems, and wind up in rivers and streams, which becomes a major issue.

2. People tend to use wet wipes and then pull up their pants, so what happens is that the moisture sits there," says Dr. Goldstein. "The moisture just festers, and it causes a change in bacteria and leads to irritation.

3. You may be wondering: "Are wet wipes bad for you?" Well, kinda. Just like the skin on your face, your anus and its surrounding skin is covered in good and bad bacteria, which work together to keep your bum in tip-top condition. When there's an imbalance, you can wind up with irritation, rashes, or fungal or bacterial infections.

To study more, read -

By Evan Goldstein DO anal surgeon :
https://www.wellandgood.com/wet-wipes-for-toilet-paper/

Does marKey ship internationally ?

We currently ship only to the U.S., Canada, and Australia. There is an additional shipping fee to send your marKey bidet outside of the Australia. Simply add your shipping address at checkout and it will calculate your shipping charge automatically. You may be charged additional import fees that marKey is not responsible for.

What is marKey return policy ?

What is the return condition ?

1. You have 30 days to decide if an item is right for you, if you would like to return the item please contact us within 30 days of delivery.
2. Returned items must be in their unused condition with the original packing. We do not accept a returned item that has been worn, damaged, washed, or altered in any way.
4. Items with non-returnable marks and free gifts cannot be returned.
5. We do not accept returned items that have been sent back without proper returns requests.
6. We do not offer Freight To Collect (FTC) service for the packages returned to us.
7. Please be sure to double-check your returns before shipping them out. We are not responsible for the return of non-Samodra products .
Note: If the return is caused by the consumer, the consumer should be responsible for the shipping costs. The specific fee should be based on the express company you choose.If, for our reasons, the goods received are damaged or incorrect and the consumer is not obliged to bear the shipping costs.

How long does it take to ship marKey bidet ?

Does marKey offer warranty for it's bidet ?

marKey provides an 18-month limited warranty on the bidet!

A. Applicable
This limited bidet guarantee is applicable to marKey bidet purchased from any channel.

B. Who Does This Bidet Warranty Cover?
This limited bidet warranty also extends to the original purchaser of a bidet. The limited bidet guarantee does not apply to customers who bought their bidet for commercial purposes (e.g. in a hotel or shop).

All warranties, including those implied, are valid only for the period in which the bidet is owned by the original purchaser of the bidet. 

C. marKey's Limited Bidet Warranty and Responsibilities
marKey guarantees the bidet in its original packaging, which was sold to you, for material and workmanship defects ("defects") for a period of 18 months from the time your bidet is delivered to you, if the bidet is normal for the intended purpose Purpose is used purposes in the home.

D. What This Limited Bidet Warranty Covers
This limited bidet warranty applies to defects due to faulty workmanship or materials, subject to the limitations described in this warranty.

This Limited Bidet Warranty does not apply to the following:

- Normal wear and tear.
- Comfort preference.
- Physical abuse or damage to the structure and / or covering material including, but not limited to, burns, cuts, tears, fluid damage or stains; provided that the defect is caused by such abuse or damage.
- Damage caused by commercial use, e.g. B. in a hotel or shop.
- Any bidet (whether or not manufactured by marKey) sold by resellers who are not authorized retailers.
- In the event of a defect, marKey's sole and exclusive liability and your only remedy under this Limited Bidet Warranty will be to provide a replaced bidet at marKey's option, provided that you meet “Your Responsibilities” below.

E. Your responsibility
In the event of a defect and to benefit from this limited bidet guarantee, you must provide marKey with proof of the original purchase date.Proof of a defect and any claims must be sent to the email address inquiries@markey.com. marKey will replace (if applicable) and send your bidet back to you.

Replaced bidets are covered by the same limited bidet warranty as the original bidet. If you receive a replaced bidet, the warranty period of the replaced bidet starts from the date of purchase of the original bidet.